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Sorry for the side chat there… Once the art installation ended, the walk was beautiful and peaceful. We ended up in Coogee, which I preferred to Bondi and had a subway for lunch. There is a very good chance that this is where everything went wrong. There is also a very good chance that it went wrong way before this at the dirty horrible hostel. We will never know. We got on the bus and went back to the hostel, having a few hours to relax before we headed to Darling Harbour to go to the Hardrock Cafe for dinner. I fell asleep, was pretty cold and woke up feeling ‘special’ to say the least. I managed to walk to Hardrock, sit down, and then very quickly told Simon that we needed to leave. The next 36 hours or so is a bit of a blur. Lets just say I wasn’t very well. We had to bail on our trip to the Blue Mountains the next day and we spent the day with me recovering in the hostel, hoping I would be ok for our flight to Melbourne. We thought Simon had escaped the dreaded ‘food poisoning’ (which is what we thought it was), but he decided to develop the illness on the plane to Melbourne. We didn’t have a fun 3/4 days in total. We’re pretty sure now that it was Gastro enteritis rather than food poisoning, but I guess we’ll never know. We were both gutted to miss out on a full day in Sydney, but are happy that we will be returning at new year. We just know that we will have to make up for it then. It’s going to be busy!!!

Many people take an over night bus from Brisbane to Sydney, or stop only at Surfers Paradise on the Gold Coast and Byron Bay. We decided we didn’t want to be like those people. You know us, not conventional. In hindsight, I think we should have stopped on the Gold Coast, as quite a few people have said how much we would have loved it. When we return to Australia on another holiday (who knows when) I think we would like to spend some time around the Gold Coast, more time on the Sunshine Coast and head into the Outback and Uluru. But, that’s another trip.
So what did we decided to do? There is one bus that runs from Byron Bay straight down to Sydney, so we decided to take that bus, but stop twice catching the bus again the next day. Each time was meant to be for 24 hours (more on that later). Yamba had been recommended to us as a pretty little seaside town and so had Port Macquaire. The other option was Coffs Harbour, but everyone said Port Macquaire was nicer.
We arrived in Yamba at 2pm on a Saturday. Mistake number 1. 90% of the shops, cafes and bars shut at 1pm on Saturday and don’t open again until Monday. On arrival at our hostel (the YHA) we felt like we were in prison. We heard a woman getting a royal telling off by the lady on the front desk for apparently climbing out of her window, onto the roof and smoking a cigarette… not very plausible. There were signs EVERYWHERE that said we were liable for a $1800 fine if the smoke alarm goes off by mistake for any reason (these reasons included: using hair straighteners, having a too hot shower, spraying bug spray, spraying deodorant.. list of ridiculousness went on.
I had heard about a free walking guide that is produced by the museum so I downloaded that and off we set for coastal walk number 2, in as many days. The map told us the walk was a 3km circuit, with some hills and would hit some of the highlights of Yamba on the way. We walked along the marina and the Clarence river which was very pretty.

We saw a very large pelican.

After this the walk took us around to a board which told us all about the history of the local breakwaters. I had to drag Simon away… I had no idea he was so interested in them. Yawn! We saw a few pretty beaches around here, before seeing the area that had been quarried for the breakwaters.



Some people were staring out to see, so we asked what they had seen and they told us there was a pod of dolphins. YAY! We will never get tired of seeing whales and dolphins in the wild.
We walked up to the lighthouse, which was a little underwhelming in comparison to the one in Cape Byron, but provided some lovely views out over the area.


Our walk then carried us along the coast, past a few more pretty beaches and a cenotaph. All very lovely, but honestly… that was it.


I don’t know what it is about Yamba, but we both weren’t feeling it. We returned to town to try and figure out what we were going to do for dinner. Our options were severely limited!!! We ate scrambled eggs with bel peppers, sweetcorn and packet pasta. Oh my… it was weird. I promise you all, we have been eating REALLY well for most of our trip, but that was a low point. The kitchen was a state as well, people were just leaving washing up everywhere and the sides were dirty. Not ideal.. AT ALL!!!
The next day, we woke up and went back to one of the beaches to catch some sun and read our books before our bus. We had a lovely smoothie back at our hostel just before the bus came and off we went.
Here’s some history about breakwaters for anyone who’s interested before I move onto Port Macquaire:

Our next stop was Port Macquaire. The trip was meant to be 4.5 hours on the greyhound, but turned into 6.5 hours due to a head on collision on the motorway about 5 minutes up from us. The last we heard, both people were alive, but in a critical condition. Here’s hoping they’re ok!
We arrived in Port Macquaire quite late, too late too do anything except find food. We found the best deal in Australia. $5.95 for a large pizza at dominos. That is an absolute steal over here! We devoured our pizzas and had a lovely chat with the people in our hostel. Every single one of them was just so friendly and chatty and we spent a good amount of time enjoying everyones company. Already wishing, we had come a day earlier so we could have attended their Halloween party.
We went to bed and got up to do, guess what?!, a coastal walk the next day. This one, I was super excited about though. I can’t say why, I just was already enjoyed Port Macquaire more than Yamba and there seemed to be a lot more going on here. I was right to be excited.
We went down to the start of the walk, Town Beach, where we enjoyed a smoothie to start off the walk. They were EXCELLENT!

From here the walk began. I won’t go into all the detail, as you will very quickly get bored of my coastal walk ramblings, but I’ll show you some of the highlights.




It then rained pretty badly and we had to hide under Gum trees for about 20 minutes.





Our final stop, was guess what?! A lighthouse! A very cute little one this time.


The walk was 9km, so we decided to take the bus back to town from this point, as we had a date with a koala hospital!!! 🙂 🙂
The koala hospital in Port Macquaire is the only one of its kind in the world, and it’s free! They take in koalas that have been found by locals, rehabilitate, treat and release them if possible. We arrived at 3pm so were there for a free tour of the hospital and it was so good! I would recommend this to anyone who visits this area.
The first thing I was surprised by, is how many koalas are infected with Chlamydia that come into the hospital. The strain of Chlamydia that affects them, primarily affects their eyes and can cause blindness in many.

The hospital is completely funded by donations, receiving nothing from the government. However, they have managed to save and now have a koala ambulance! Isn’t this the cutest thing!?

We went around the park with a British lady, who has been living in Oz for a long time now, and heard about all the koalas that are now living permanently in their care. We were unable to see the koalas in rehabilitation as they needed as minimal contact with humans as possible during their time in the hospital.
This little guy stood out to me. His name was Xavier and he is now completely blind. He struggles to eat and has to be syringe fed soya milk a few times a day as a supplement. Most koalas are lactose intolerant and receive all of their nutrients from the eucalyptus they eat.


We saw lots of other koalas on our way around who had been in road traffic accidents and were blind through severe chlamydia infections. Here’s just a few photos of the many I took.



We just loved it here. The centre is made up of 170 volunteers and they are all doing such an amazing job to look after these amazing animals. Well done!!
After this, we popped into the Roto timber house next door, which is a house that has been preserved in the area that used to be inhabited by the Flynn family. It was interesting to see a house from 1891 and see the style of living at the time. The volunteer who told us a bit about the house was from Whitby, but had been in Australia for 48 years now.



We walked back to our hostel, ready to catch the greyhound bus to Sydney and our 22 hours in Port Macquaire were over.
So… 24 hours in Yamba vs. 22 hours in Port Macquaire. I think you can see where this is going. We loved Port Macquaire and didn’t love Yamba. There was just so much to see and do in Port Macquaire and the feel of the place was just so much more positive and welcoming. We could have easily spent more time here and explored more of the local area whereas in Yamba we had done it all after our 3km, 1 hour walk. My advice would be, stop in Yamba if you have you own car and can get out of there after a few hours, but don’t stop if you are relying on public transport and never ever EVER visit on a Saturday or Sunday.
We arrived in Byron Bay with very high expectations. So many people rave about how they loved their time in Byron Bay and ended up staying far longer than they planned to.
Our Greyhound bus came in relatively late on the first day and we only had 2 nights to enjoy Byron Bay. We got to our hostel and were pleased to see that our 2 beds in our dorm room were the only 2 that were occupied. We just crossed our fingers and hoped that this would stay the same throughout our time there. The hostel was obviously designed for partiers, as when we arrived there were quite a lot of people feeling sorry for themselves asleep on the sofas in the common area. Bear in mind, it was about 4pm by this point. We got our beach blanket and books and headed down to the beach (2 minutes out the back of the hostel) and relaxed on the beach for a few hours. What happened next was quite surprising… we hadn’t seen it in a while… it rained. We had planned to go for a walk that evening to see the sunset, but the rain kept on coming, so we stayed in, made food and then went for a walk around the town after the rain had stopped. Saw this funny sign too! haha.


Byron Bay centre is really lovely. There are lots of little boutique shops, restaurants and cafes that you can enjoy. We found a frozen yoghurt bar that was open after dinner and enjoyed some frozen yoghurt topped with fresh fruit. Yummy!! We decided to head to bed and get up early the next day to do the lighthouse walk.
What we have learnt recently is that however long someone says a walk will take, add about 30-50% more. As many of you will know, Simon and I are really quick walkers, but for some reason everyone underestimates the length of the walks in the area they live in. We set off early on the lighthouse walk, expecting it to take us until lunch time (there and back). We got back around 2pm, but it was a beautiful walk.
It takes around 30 minutes to get out of the town and to get onto the coastal path and I think we ended up taking a detour that we didn’t need to take down to a viewpoint. I’m glad we did though as we saw some Humpback Whales again and got to watch some of the surf schools.



(The whale is the splash)
We carried on our way along the coastal path and ‘bumped’ into the most Easterly point of mainland Australia. We had no idea that we were near to this and were pretty chuffed with ourselves when we saw the sign. On our way we stopped, saw some lizards and did some seated dips… as you do!




The wifi is really good here.. so you’re going to get some bonus shots of some wildlife on the way.


The next stop was the lighthouse itself. The Cape Byron Lighthouse was built in the 19th Century and is a pretty good looking lighthouse. We saw some more Humpback Whales from this viewpoint and enjoyed the shade the lighthouse offered us. It was a VERY VERY hot day.


We walked back the opposite way to Byron Bay and along a path which lead us to see turtles, a pod of dolphins and even more Humpback whales. We were truly spoilt with our wildlife this day. And then… around the corner… was the most beautiful beach we had seen in our time in Australia. We were both getting a little bit fed up of beautiful beach after beautiful beach (I know… spoilt Brats aren’t we), but this one really was something magical. Simon didn’t want to leave, he was captivated by it. See what you think for yourselves.

(Humpback – hopefully quite clear)

(Pod of dolphins in the middle)


Once we returned to Byron Bay we found a lovely cafe called Byron Fresh, ordered some cold drinks and some baked goods and set up with some semi decent wifi for the afternoon. This is what Byron Bay life is meant to be like. Chilling out and enjoying an iced latte. To top it all off, an excellent musician played for about an hour. His name was Austin Thomas and he played covers but also some originals, mainly about backpacking and traveling the world. We really enjoyed his music during our relax. https://www.facebook.com/pg/austinthomasoriginals/about/?ref=page_internal
The next morning we were going to be leaving Byron Bay and to end Byron Bay in the way it’s designed for, we relaxed and did some New Zealand research on the last morning. Simon has been obsessively reading the Jack Reacher books recently, so enjoyed some more time to read that.
So… our views on Byron Bay. I have to admit I was a little underwhelmed by Byron Bay. I can see why people may end up staying for a while, maybe even to work, as it is a very laid back town. By Byron Bay we had started to be a little more conscious of money and I think if we’d had a little more to play with in terms of drinks and eating out then maybe we could have enjoyed it even more. You will start to notice a coastal walk trend over the next few days as it’s the most enjoyable free activity on the East Coast. The timings of our buses meant we didn’t get a huge amount of time here and to be honest we wanted to make the most of an empty dorm room (yes! It stayed empty the whole time) and watched movies and sorted out photos. There is a day trip to the town of Nimbin, from Byron, which we would have liked to have done if we’d had another day here, and more money, but both are limited at the moment.